Fission E.T.

Had a long night and this can brought me back to life, I swear the label alone cracks me up every time. The taste is surprisingly smooth for how much of a jolt it gives you, no weird aftertaste like other drinks.

Tore into this can after seeing the wild packaging, and the taste is surprisingly smooth for something with that much energy—no weird aftertaste. The kick hit me about 20 minutes later, perfect for powering through an afternoon slump.

First sip hits like a sugar-fueled cosmic wake-up call, but the flavor is surprisingly smooth for how intense that jolt is. It kept me wired through a late shift without the usual crash an hour later.