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Fission Florida Man

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$2.81 $3.75 In stock

Category: Energy Drinks

Emerging from the primordial Floridian ooze, this urban legend, occasionally gracing the headlines of the newspapers in the sunshine state, is part man, part animal and a mythical creature with no equal.
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Sebastian V. ★★★★★

This stuff is no joke—one can and I felt like I could wrestle an alligator. The carbonation is intense and the flavor lives up to the legend.

Richard T. ★★★★★

It hits that weird, funky spot between sweet and slightly bitter, just like the state it's named after. The can design alone is worth a laugh, and the carbonation is sharp but not overwhelming.

Adam ★★★★★

Tried this for the first time after seeing it in the news, and the kick is surprisingly smooth for something with that much caffeine. Definitely a wild ride from the swamp to my bloodstream.